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the outside the toilet facilities look delightful, plenty
of plantation surrounding and growing on the walls. The entrance
for female and male toilets are at seperate ends of the block. |
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Left:
On
entering the male toilets you are greeted by this very friendly
piece of artwork. It was surely commissioned by Mid Sussex
District Council, otherwise they would have scrubbed it off
the wall.
Right: There is a standard issue stainless steel urinal
with room for three fat people to use all at the same time!
There were no Urinal deodorizer blocks on offer to help lessen
the stench. |
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Left:
The
raised platform for the urinal is in a piss poor condition.
Filthy, slippery with the surface disintegrating.
Right: There are two private cubicles available for use.
Both feature blue doors, the same shade of blue as the TARDIS. |
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Left:
The
cubicle on the left features a toilet seat (although missing
the lid) It's something which our Burgess Hill neighbours
should be highly envious of.
Right: To flush away your deposit from the toilet bowl,
you have to pull the twisted wire. Could the budget not stretch
to some chain and a bit of black moulded plastic? |
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Left:
A
white metal toilet roll holder adorns the wall.
Right: Unsurprisingly, it's runs out of paper with no
spare roll available. This would be a disaster if you were
stuck down with a bout of diarrhea. |
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Left:
The
cubicle on the right is absolutely tiny, although it's toilet
seat does still have its lid attached. The walls and floor
of both cubicles are hideous, even teenage boys would refuse
to use these facilities.
Right: Forget any privacy, the bolt on the door is useless.
Would you be happy for your child to be disturbed by a stranger
whilst having a poo? |
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Left:
A
splindid full-length image of the 'family size' toilet cubicle,
you can really see just how clean the walls and floor are.
Right: It was pleasing to see the standard issue stainless
steel hand sanitizer installed at this toilet facility. I
was overjoyed to discover that it actually dispensed soap! |
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Left:
Another
example of the poor paintwork. Huge patches are peeling off.
Right: Strangely the white tiles under the hand sanitizing
unit have been painted, this paint is now peeling off drastically.
The tile surface underneath appears very clean. Bizarre. |
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Left:
This
light is not functioning. I suspect water has leaked into
the fitting.
Right: I'm not quite sure if this filthy ancient contracption
is an extractor fan or a heater. Either way, it needs replacing.
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Left:
This
drain cover is a potential tripping hazzard, there are rather
rough edges which could also cause injury. A health and safety
nightmare.
Right: This is just one example of the delightful art
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| Summing
Up |
Quite
clearly, these public toilets are an utter disgrace,
apart from the toilet bowls featuring seats and the
hand sanitizer being stocked with liquid soap, there
are no other good things to say about the facility.
Mid Sussex District Council should be throughly ashamed
of the state of these toilets.
This facility clearly has been in decline for a long
time and there is no excuse for it.
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| Final
Rating: 2 out of 10 toilet rolls |
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